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thanks„ I try my best
Fire is pretty #fire
foxbabies:

diabeetus01:

You know what I just realized? Patrick killed people.
Patrick killed a lot of people.

and then things got unholy

Putting on skinny jeans

  • step one: right leg
  • step two: left leg
  • step three: wiggle
  • step four: jump
  • step five: NOW SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICCHAA
  • step six: now do more lunges than you would in p.e class

lolsofunny:

i want to give birth in a pizza hut

that’d be a……………… pizza delivery

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(Source: unclefather)

internetkilledmylife:

danalmostcaughtonfire:

gangbangs:

i cnat bREA THGE

THATS SMOOTH AS SHIT I HAVE TO USE THAT SOMETIME

I literally asked everyone I saw “there’s 21 letters in the alphabet right?” And they all said “yes”
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